Lets face it, Gogglebox would be very different it wasn’t for Scarlett Moffatt driving the point home with her witty and slightly acerbic remarks.
The 23-year-old Geordie, who we see sitting with her parents every Friday night, shared her rather interesting take on all the television events that happened this week.
1. On the creepy-looking stuffed dog called Bess on Antique’s Road show…
(The owners couldn’t bear to part with the taxidermy dog, because they claimed it was a member of the family.)
SM: “She’s not a member of the family, cos she’s fucking dead.”
2. On the rather complicated-looking eggs en cocotte recipe on Masterchef…
SM: “It’s just dippy eggs, isn’t it?”
3. On Stephen Spielberg’s iconic film Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom…
SM: “Oh my god. What shit special effects!”
4. On the definition of a rickshaw…
SM: “It’s like a taxi, but a taxi without a car.”
5. On the austerity government and budget cuts…
SM: “They are not making cuts for fucking shits and giggles.
They are doing it for a reason.”
6. On the fact that it’s been 40 years since the first Star Wars movie…
SM: “Hope it’s not out on May the Fourth, so I don’t go ‘May the fourth be with you’.”
7. On Simon Cowell wearing shades in Britain’s Got Talent…
SM: “It’s Simon Cowell, he can do anything he wants… will you go to him and say you look like a knob?”
8. On nine-year-old Jesse Jane McParland doing martial arts on Britain’s Got Talent…
SM: “It’s like she gets possessed by Jackie Chan.”
9 . On being told off by her mother for her noisy page-turning…
This reaction.
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